Monday, March 27, 2017

eat plastic

Transfers are this week, me and Elder Walgamott are staying here in Front Royal another transfer together. 

Someone got murdered like 100 yards from our apartment a couple nights ago.

We started teaching this sick guy named Rod this week! He was a potential investigator in our area book we decided to go visit while in his area and he opened the door and was like "they didn't tell me you were coming!" And then explained to us that he talked to missionaries earlier that day where he works over in Fairfax (an hour east towards DC) and he thought they sent us but they didn't! We showed up and taught him and he wants to learn more! Super nice guy.

On Tuesday i went on exchanges in Luray and mowed their investigators lawn who lives like 30 yards from the mission boundary. Southern most part of the mission. So deep in the cut...On friday I went on exchanges in Woodstock and met the only person in Virginia that doesn't hate California.

Yesterday I was thinking a lot about the ability we have to CHANGE because of Jesus Christ. Simple principle I know. Just think about it more.

From my ice cream sandwich to yours,

- Elder Poulsen

heres yur new phone wallpaper

1. me mowing a lawn 30 yards from the mission boundary with a ginger-ail in hand. Taken on the luray elders' phone. Just look at this picture and my surroundings and realize how deep i am.

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2. a wall

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3. exchange in woodstock with elder robb
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4. lunch

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5. exchange in luray w elder elkins im not as chubby as i look despite the burger king crown

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Monday, March 20, 2017

Purple Pretzel Party

hey kids

Last monday we were at the skatepark and this kid on a bmx bike ate it sooo bad in the bowl. Like bars to the chest, flew over the bars and slammed into the transition of a quarter pipe. He rolled down the ramp and as he tried to get up I ran over to see if he was ok. After he tried to get up he keeled over on the ground and started moaning and shortly after he collapsed farther and his face hit the pavement and he started foaming and drooling from the mouth. He started shaking and like having a seizure with his face plastered on the concrete. I didn't really know what to do and my companion and the other kids at the park were on the other side and couldn't see. The only thing i could think to do was to give him a blessing, so I took his helmet off laid my hands on his head and started to give him a priesthood blessing. As soon as I said "in the name of Jesus Christ" he stopped shaking and woke up from his seizure thing.

I don't share this to say "oh look at me I did this" because it was absolutely not me. I share this to demonstrate how God truly does put us in the places we need to be to be his instruments, and in this case it happened to be one of my favorite places. It was a very humbling experience to be the vessel that God needed me to be to use the priesthood to bless the life of another one of his children. The priesthood is real and has most definitely been restored.

Now that long story is done which you may not have read due to its quantity of text, here's some other stuff thats going on in this little hick town.

On tuesday we got like 7 inches of snow or something and the whole town shut down. We shoveled snow and stuff.

Saw Daniel this week, he's softening slowly.

Leila and her son Logan and her ex husband all came to church. Leila had to leave early but always has the best questions to ask. She called us earlier in the week with questions about her book of mormon reading. We still havent been able to meet regularly though because of her crazy work schedule.

put these pix on a billboard if you want

1. snow shovlr
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2. rain storm from the stickleys porch thingy
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3. lunch

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4. "wanna take a pic? should i smile? please do"

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-Elder Poulsen

Monday, March 13, 2017


Welcome to the internet

Last monday night we went to visit a less active family the ward counsel asked us to visit. We were on some nothing dirt road and couldnt see house numbers but saw a garage light on and decided to go ask whoever was in it. So we round the corner and there's this guy. Probably mid 60s, huge beard, wearing a full welding suit thing, and only had one arm. His other sleeve was tied off. So he's sitting there slumped on this chair holding in his one arm a pair of needlenose pliers which he had slung over on top of a bench grinder with sparks flying everywhere. So we stood there for like 2 minutes yelling "hi" and "hello" at him until he looked up and saw us. He turned off the grinder and then with the craziest look in his eyes pointed at his ear and in slurred crazy words said"im deaf" and then i saw the half empty 24 pack of beer and then he preceded to yell at us"show me ID! Who are you! Show me ID or get out!" so we left cause drunk guy with a grinder is no good.

Thats about all i got this week. All our appointments cancelled and nobody came to church. We had to drive to a ton of meetings this week and so we used a lot of our monthly allotted miles and so we also walked a ton this week.

I spoke in church yesterday for only the second time on my mission. I think ive been lucky, or maybe not. I spoke about inviting less-actives to use their agency to bless their lives and used the story of Alma and Amulek particularly in chapter 8 and 10 of Alma in the Book of Mormon. Amulek became a super cool and killer homie to Alma and starrted living the Gospel again and recognized the blessings he recieved.

E walgamott and I got a cut out of a bunny from an Annie's chedder bunnies box and made him a tie and gave him a name tag. His name is Hagoth. Please see chapter 63 of Alma in the Book of Mormon.

here's some pix fer yer custom potato skin

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4. skating with Brother Shemwell from the ward and my homie Ivan! Bro Shemwell rips he's so sickInline image 4

now before you look at these last 2 pics I'd like to say these are the only 2 911s ive seen in months because people in front royal think that the only car that exists is a deisel truck so i was happy to see them but unfortunately both times circumstances prevent me from taking good pictures :(

5. Porsche 912 E with a laguna seca license plate frame! First air-cooled ive seen in months <3
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6. 991 911 with the new ducktail looks so good sorry you cant see it very well i know its a bad pic! SHame on the stupid lightning dang it @ownerofthecar park in the daylight next time foolie!Inline image 7

voice message mailbox is full. Goodbye!

- Elder Poulsen

Monday, March 6, 2017

sc88tr g8ng

The other day a group of scooter kids cussed us out and I got so heated. I didn't react but just imagine how hard it was for me to suppress myself from saying mean things and throwing their scooters across the street. They're just mad cause they can't skate.

We started teaching a guy named Phil this week. We knocked on his door like back in January and we went back this week and he let us in and we taught him and his wife and son! Pretty stoked to see how the gospel can help their family.

We also started to teach a lady named Leila this week. She is from France and is the neighbor of the Scoville's, a pretty sweet family in the ward (bro scoville is the master of turbocharged subarus ;)) She came to church last week and this week and after a few years of learning here and there from the Scoville's she is finally ready! She is genuinely seeking truth and asks the best questions and eats up everything we teach her! She also has a 12 year old son that wants to get baptized. They are a special little family I'm so glad we are blessed to teach them.

We got a media referral for this guy at this Catholic college in our area, so were rolled on to the campus and got a bunch of weird looks because who wouldn't look at mormon missionaries cruising through their catholic campus. We taught this guy Zachary and he argued with us and we left. Thats the short version. He just wanted a Book of Mormon for a school assignment.

Taught Daniel again this week, he was a little more receptive this time.

Blossoms came and then it snowed.

Much love and chocolate covered broccoli

- Elder Poulsen

spotted this mint condish audi 4000 right next to a VW eurovan
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mercedes d-slots on the eurovan?
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ricebox of the week. Kinda down with this crx...
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who chopped their beetle? i wanna see the other half
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elder walgamott mobbin so hard down this street
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here's a new tie i made this week my hair looks like wire
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and another tie i made this week
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